Monday, November 21, 2011

上流社会太太的心声

你的女儿还没长大,真的很担心的。

我都没小孩聂。

我的工作,接触的客户都是非富则贵,有一次,有位妈妈欲把两名女儿送往澳洲寄宿学校,因为老三才念中一,她决定多两年再把老三送出去。

她家三朵花,成绩标青得很,而且待人斯文有礼,可她一直对我强调很担心的,我不明白她究竟担心个什么来的?

几个星期前的一个晚宴,和一位母亲聊起,她说私立学校的学生很乱的,我女儿13岁,我担心个半死(咦,又是担心个半死?),她出去交朋友,我要跟着去。
我上下打量这个和我说话的女人,都快知天命了,衣着打扮比我in,还露个半边月亮,怎么竟然做起我妈妈年代(可我妈妈都不做)的事情?

你不知道,真的很担心的,我朋友的女儿,10岁已经跟人家睡了。

什么?我的下巴差点掉下来!(这不是发生在中国、日本、欧美国家的事咩?)(我真孤陋寡闻,原来这股风气已经吹到咱们万能国啦)

她们说她们有需要哦!有需要就跟人睡,有什么不可以?

吓,这简直比妓女更无价。妓女至少可以换来金钱,牺牲可是有代价的。可这群小孩,连金钱都不要?!

我问这位母亲,那你要不要把小孩送去澳洲?女子名校,纪律比我们这边严厉得多,估计女生要随便和男生鬼混的门儿都没有。

她说小孩会不会拒绝过去的?我说,你把小孩带来给我辅导一下吧!

我一向是上流社会太太的杀手,她们摸上门来,我总是耗了很多时间和他们闲聊,慰藉她们,搞到屡次老板受不了出来下逐客令,嘿,她还有很多工作做的,你不要耽误她了!

老板问道,为什么你可以是这么好的辅导员?她们这些师奶你都能搞定?

哎呀,我不搞定她们,她们怎么会介绍客户给我呢?

于是,这些上流太太/小三常常把我视为知己,我很专业的,不会对原配提及小三的事,反正我大小通杀,只要让我挣钱就行!

上流社会太太真是好看不好吃,虽然每天衣着光鲜、挥霍无度、羡煞旁人,除了对老公只眼开只眼闭,还要为化骨龙们担心个半死。

如果你想当上流社会的太太,请三思唷!

呼,还好我只是上流社会太太的知己,不是上流社会太太。

15 comments:

secretgarden said...

10岁就跟人家睡?天啊~
早知酱我努力生儿子

呼吸的747 @ 747 is breathing said...

秘密花园,待你女儿长大时已经演变成7岁就跟人家睡的年代了,社会趋势啊

海角 said...

哇。。現在的社會到底去到什麼樣的程度?

師傅啊,妳都輔導上流太太,何時來輔導我?哈哈。。

呼吸的747 @ 747 is breathing said...

海角,陆续有来……

哈哈,待你升级到上流社会太太的时候咯,我就可以辅导你了

keng 坑 said...

我倒覺得是家教問題吧.. 她都醬露了, 女兒還不青出於藍嗎? (啊.. 不要轟我!)

呼吸的747 @ 747 is breathing said...

哈哈哈,说得好,她自己也有担心的,不过,她有跟我说过露的问题,她问我这样露其实ok吗?很多人都轰炸她,害她有时候穿得很保守。我的答案是,你以为每个女人都有资格露的咩?你这个年纪身材还那么好,况且又不是露得很露骨,不怕啦,我觉得挺好的,哇咔咔

不过我想说的是现在时代不一样了,私校很乱,10岁已经跟人睡,据说政府学校也好不到哪里去了,只是没有那么猖狂。

我们的下一代应该如何教育?唉!

海角 said...

師傅,妳看我不是上流太太就不輔導我咯。。不好的。。

妳先輔導我如何成為上流太太啦!到時,妳就居功至偉了,哈哈。。

呼吸的747 @ 747 is breathing said...

要当上流社会太太不需要辅导啊,把自己扮hiao hiao嫁个有钱男人呗!哈哈!

keng 坑 said...

教育還是回歸家庭好.. 全球化的代價就是這些了.. 學校只能教那些有夠硬的知識而已, 幾十年不變的制度, 那能不死... :P

呼吸的747 @ 747 is breathing said...

的确是,家庭教育很重要,很多我们在职场上遇到的kurang ajar,就是因为家里没教好,在家当小霸王、老霸王(长大了还如此霸道就叫老霸王,哈哈)惯了,出来就以自我为中心。

可是有时候即使家庭教育做得好,出来遇到损友小孩也会完蛋,唉!

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