Wednesday, March 29, 2006

凤眼、眼镜及猫头鹰

屋漏偏逢连夜雨,前两天下午在办公室不停地留鼻涕,于是打算一回到家就好好地睡个大头觉。一回到家就迫不及待地欲除下隐形眼镜,怎知隐形眼镜竟然除不下来,鼻涕却如缺缇海水一样直流,这时候冷不胜防地打了个喷嚏,啊,这个喷嚏的代价可大了。我的隐形眼镜就这样弹了出来,从此失去踪影。我以纸巾塞住鼻孔,顶着昏昏欲睡的脑袋,努力地把桌子抹了又抹,势必把它揪出来;大半个小时过去了,还是徒劳无功。我只好弃权,想到400大元又要和那可恶的隐形眼镜一样飞走了,睡意全消。

搁天我只好以那超千厚度的眼镜示人,一踏进办公室即听到同事说:啊,猫女~~呜呜呜,竟然还是摆脱不了当猫头鹰或者猫女的厄运。原以为换了副时下最时髦的眼镜,会让自己看起来象个人样,哎,人算不如天算,最终还是一样隶属于“猫”的家族。

凤眼,一直是我的特征。我常常感叹生不逢时,如果生长在古代,那个凤眼称霸的年代,我一定可以古典美人自居。奈何,造化弄人,我就偏偏生长在这个被浓密大眼占据的年代。凤眼,徒为自己的脸庞增添几分恐怖色彩。

我从小就近视,确定年龄我并不清楚。因为当我在念小学三年级的时候,几乎完全看不到黑板上的密密麻麻的字体,妈妈带我去验眼,验眼师说我的眼睛的度数已经超过三百。从此以后,我就以一副又厚又丑的眼镜示人。年复一年,度数日益加深,镜片更厚了。原本已经吊得很高的凤眼,在超厚的镜片背后更愈彰显。

我一直很想歌颂隐形眼镜的发明者。他让无数个猫头鹰可以重见光明,当然,我也因此被打救了。自中三以后,我再也不以猫头鹰的面目示人。我重新找到了自己,原以为自己因此而重生了。但是,多伟大的发明终究会有弊端,隐形眼镜并不适宜佩戴太长的时间,于是,夜晚,我还是顺理成章地成了猫头鹰。

我这猫头鹰的确曾经吓着了很多小孩,小孩看到我那躲在镜片后的“突突”的“关公眼”,都把我归类为害人精。而我,也很有自知之明,不随便招惹小孩,免得被人家的父母以扫把来把我赶出去。

再后来,激光技术出现了。据说可以一劳永逸解决近视问题,嘿嘿,我早就蠢蠢欲动。可以永远远离猫头鹰以及害人精的罪名,如果你也是猫头鹰家族,你一定感同身受而和我一样窃喜。可是,去年咨询了大马极具权威的验眼师,得到的资讯是超过500度数的近视者,如果进行激光治疗,年老的时候将会面对可怕的副作用。我,只好放弃了。

如何让自己在佩戴眼镜时看起来不象个猫头鹰呢?总不可能坐以待毙吧?可是,这毕竟是很棘手的问题啊!冰雪聪明的黄公子最终想到以时下最in最可以遮丑的眼镜来弥补我无法接受激光治疗的遗憾。于是,兴致勃勃地到城中最大的光学中心寻找猎物。时下最流行的 塑胶四方镜框,最时尚的红色,大大的镜框不轻易让凤眼给显现出来,价值不菲,可是却物有所值。

和之前的十几副眼镜相比,这的确是让我摆脱林亚珍形象的超炫眼镜。


This is the best that I can think of, alas, I still be adressed as "cat woman" though ... ... ... ...

Monday, March 27, 2006

Lee Hom's Super Fans Family

Don't be astonished this family has a particularly pronounced fondness for the renowned singer Wang Lee Hom. Emm, I meant the whole household, the siblings and their kids range from 4-year-old to almost 50-year-old.

They are Lee Hom super fans, yea, a family who really mad about Lee Hom and everything about him. I can comprehend how the teenagers crazy about the idols, but a bit puzzle why do the aunties fond of the idols as well?

The gal sits next to me in the workplace is the most crazy one. Ya, she is one of the family member, and of course she is my colleague. In fact, she is my boss's niece. This means the aforementioned household is actually my boss's family.

My boss' s wife and son, are crazy about Lee Hom. And, his wife's sibblings and all the kids too. Can you imagine Lee Hom's concert is indeed a family gathering for them? Cool?!Ya ...They compile everything about Lee Hom, his albums, his booklets, magazine and newspaper cuttings, and even Lee Hom relating stuff such as T-shirts, cap, bottle, watch etc (especially Lee Hom is the ambassador of the product!) And, of course most importantly, they never absence for Lee Hom's showcase and concert!!

Emm..I should highlight something to you, in fact, the whole family doesn't know Mandarin at all, but they can sing Lee Hom's song very well! What a pity, Lee Hom is indeed an ABC, but they learn Mandarin in order to understand Lee Hom's songs ...My manager told me her son doesn't like Chinese subject in the first place, but forced himself to learn as he wanna sing Lee Hom's song! And, her little girl can follow the music of Lee Hom's VCD and sang well when she was at 4-year-old of age! How amazing! I guess Lee Hom never think that he actually influences the fans to be fond of Chinese language which ultimately will benefit them!

All of them attended Lee Hom's last year concert in Genting, the kids, the teenagers, the moms and of course the hubbies (forced to accompany the wives *.*) ..The moms all sat in the VIP seats, haha ...the teenagers purchased the highest price of ticket whereas the kids (no buying power at all!!) and the hubbies (only act as the companions!!) sat at the back ..

The teenagers started to sew the beads as a dragon shape on the T-Shirts, hoping to impress their idols as they had the same identity with him! My colleague stayed up everynight prior to the concert in order to sew the beads on the T-shirts whereas the moms helped the rest to sew it ...Now, look at the pictures ....can you imagine, how splendid that night was? The dragons and the extravaganza added sprinkles of glamour to the night~~~




Thursday, March 23, 2006

吻别

前几天下午外出参加一场澳洲大学说明会,回到办公室同事告诉我错过了一场在公司外上演的激情吻别。同事一向喜欢夸大其词,我也不以为意。

搁天下午,又到了学院生在我们公司外等待校巴的时刻。和往常一样,三五成群的学生在嬉闹中等待校巴;我们则在办公室内埋头苦干(说穿了,我还不是在上网!嘻嘻~~)。有一对情侣,倚在我们公司的玻璃门聊天,我们早已司空见惯,不加理会。突然同事大声叫嚷:大家瞧,又来上演了。

嘿嘿,大家即刻把手头上的工作搁下,目光顿时向门外望去。只见男生的手在女生背后摸索,从肩移到背再到臀部,不得了,儿童不宜XXXXXX。我们开始议论纷纷,等待剧情继续发展。我们那不高亢也不低沉的议论,从门缝给飘了出去,小情侣似乎听到了,男生开始收敛,手掌搁浅在女生的臀部...我们静观其变,好一阵子,没有丝毫动静。

我们只好继续苦干(继续上网啦?!呵呵...)这时候C-O-O走出门外清理垃圾;突然,男生拥着女生激情接吻,深情兼依依不舍的拥吻,哗,在门内的我们不知如何是好,看也不是,不看也不是。终于停止了,原来是女生的校巴到了,男生护送女生离去,走了。

C-O-O走进来,我问她看到了拥吻的那一幕吗?她竟然问我哪有?还特地跑出去“寻觅”。哈哈,根据我们的推测,C-O-O准是背着男女主角清理垃圾,所以错过了。还好,否则可要被她骂世风日下了。

靓仔与美眉,我们也不是那么保守食古不化,我们知道年轻人干柴烈火,敢作敢为。但是,也不好在我们公司的玻璃门外胡乱摸索,我们毕竟是办教育的啊!既然如此依依不舍,可以选择共居啊!常常在众目睽睽下胡乱摸索,你们不尴尬,我们可尴尬哩!

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

穿梭部落格










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我想,凡是网迷都应该知道Friendster这玩意。穿梭于朋友的朋友的朋友...之间,有时候会惊觉原来这个曾经和我有一面之缘的人竟是朋友的朋友的朋友的朋友...这无形中加强了人与人之间的互动,所以啊,网迷们都对Friendster热爱不已。嗯,我也曾经注册一个帐号,然而,却无心经营。要把一大堆照片上载,还真有点懒。


我比较喜欢部落格。部落格可以大篇幅记录一个人的心情,可以自由排版(顺便发挥自己的创意?!哈!)我喜欢通过朋友的部落格穿梭到他/她的朋友的部落格,这样自己可以更了解朋友的朋友,物以类聚,一定可以激起美丽的火花,呵呵!这种我到你家作客,你到我家探访的穿梭,让我想到了儿时最喜欢的一个游戏。

女孩们都有一个(或者很多个?)纸娃娃,大家很努力地为纸娃娃织了许许多多华丽的纸衣裳。娃娃穿上了美丽的衣裳,一家一家去作客。有些房子装璜很华丽,有些则很朴素, 但是有一点值得骄傲的是纸娃娃们都长得国色天香,呵呵呵~~~

几十年后,这种挨家挨户的探访情缘重演了,不过是在网路上。感觉就象小时候,满心欢喜地穿梭到甲乙丙丁戊...的家,然后留下足迹。

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

My lovely Jamie girl ~~欧阳婕敏

我们家小孩都有很多名字,弟弟小的时候,我们叫他小花猫、小猫、黑猫、小乌龟、小母猪、小青蛙、Setupok、Bi Khen还有臭孩子(福建话:Chao Gin Na), 除了有一个和他的名字有关外,其他的几乎都是动物的名字,哈哈,我们家真象动物园。

敏敏当然也不例外。一般上,我们叫她敏敏。可是,她的爸爸妈妈也叫她小put put、little girl、小虫还有阿公阿嬷叫的臭孙(福建话:Chao Soon) ,最近她的姑姑更为她取了一个Jamie Girl的新名字。敏敏很幸福,除了是父母的掌上明珠外,还获得阿公阿嬷叔叔大姑姑小姑姑的疼爱。她的衣服有一半以上都是大姑姑从香港买回来给她的,所以她最爱和大姑姑亲近,而小小年纪的她已经很爱装扮自己。

敏敏遗传了很多欧阳家族的优良血统,嗯,最经典的当然是冰雪聪明。我们常赞她聪明,不过偶尔会很疑惑不知道是不是因为我们没有见识过其他家小孩而孤芳自赏?!哈!唯一和欧阳家族不相符的是,她很喜欢读书。敏敏有很多书,她自己家里的、保姆家里的还有奶奶外婆家的,中文的英文的,应有尽有。刚开始学坐还未呀呀学语的时候,她已经很喜欢读书。她喜欢拿着书本指着书中的图案叫我们教她,几次过后已经可以辨认。比起很多同龄小孩拿着书本来嚼咬的情况,我们断定敏敏是天资聪颖的。

敏敏并不漂亮,但却很讨人喜欢。她很馋嘴,这点和大姑姑以及叔叔很相象。因此,敏敏的身形并不瘦小。每次顶着小肚腩跳啊跳的去找阿公,因为她知道只有阿公会喂她吃很多好吃的东西。看到 叔叔,就一直嚷着拍照,因为叔叔最爱用手机为她拍许多美丽的照片。

敏敏长大了,快两岁半了。去年杪妈妈让她去幼儿园学唱歌,学校都讲英语。大姑姑问她:敏敏啊,Teacher和你讲English你会听吗?她不假思索地回答说:会!呵呵...她果然有欧阳家的本色,haolian! 敏敏已经到达“十万个为什么”的年龄,她经常穷追不舍地发问:他们在做什么?常常把小姑姑问得口哑哑。有一次,电视台播着海豚(还是鲸鱼?不知道啦?!)的纪录片,她不停地追问,结果把不懂得分辨动物的小姑姑给问傻了。

敏敏的嗜好是唱歌。她很喜欢唱歌,儿歌流行歌曲都爱唱,不过她最擅长的是新年歌。每一首新年歌她都会哼上好几句,唱得最完整的是大家耳熟能详的恭喜恭喜。敏敏喜欢独唱,不喜欢别人伴唱。这点和没有音乐细胞的小姑姑差远了!敏敏虽然常把歌词唱错,比如把“小小羊儿回家啦”唱成“小啊羊儿回家啦”,把“月亮代表我的心”唱成“月亮爱表我的心”,但是以她的年纪来说,我们也足以以她为荣了。

最近,大姑姑为她取了个名字叫Jamie Girl。小姑姑编了一个口诀,Jamie Girl, Clever Girl, Good Girl。当提到Clever Girl的时候,敏敏已经有所准备,小姑姑一说到Good Girl时,她已经竖起拇指表示自己是Good Girl。

和其他小朋友一样,敏敏也一样爱听故事。有一次,敏敏在阿嬷家等候迟迟没来接她的爸爸妈妈,她开始想念妈妈了。小姑姑只好给她讲故事,可是没有童真的小姑姑脑子里一个儿童故事都没有,就自己编起故事来了。敏敏张开三角形的嘴巴,转动着眼珠子在聆听着,小姑姑说到一半,脑子被塞住了,无法把故事接下去。突然灵机一动叫敏敏猜测故事的发展,可是爱追问的她怎么肯放过小姑姑呢?还好,这时候小姑姑的脑子也忽然通了,总算把故事给讲完。

敏敏是我们家唯一的小孩,我们疼她,却不宠她。她的一家团圆的观念很强,如果看不到家中的其中一个成员,她会一直追问那个人在哪?因为她喜欢大家都聚在一起。那天,她对阿嬷说,我要爱爸爸,爱妈妈,爱阿公,爱阿嬷,爱大姑姑,爱小姑姑还有爱叔叔。

My lovely Jamie Girl~~欧阳婕敏,我们都爱你!Muakz~~~



Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Snake

I couldn’t recall since when I appeared to be awfully scared of snake, emmm…Let me recall …I reckon it should be during uni time, but I couldn’t recall the cause at all.

When I was in the age of 5 to 8, I did follow my grandmother to go for a SNAKE movie. The gal in the movie stayed along with plenty of snakes in a well, yuck; nonetheless, I still dared to watch the movie!!

Well, I deem the reason I scared of snake mostly because I am scared of wriggling animals even like earthworm and eel. I feel disgusting with the wriggling animals indeed. Albeit I am pretty scared of snake, I did touch a boa before. Cool? Ya, even myself couldn’t believe it, and IT HAPPENED!

It was a fine day after finishing my SPM Examination, several friends and me visited a wild life zoo in Penang. My friends suggested to see snakes, no objection from me as all of them were keen on the snakes sighting. I had no choice but waited for them elsewhere. I waited and waited for so long, they haven’t come back to meet me yet. I was impatient, and looked for them at the snake park.


When I walked towards them, I saw a boa coiled up on the bench and all of my friends were touching the non-toxic boa. I yelled and ran away as prompt as I could! It’s ridiculous, ended up I did go back and touched the boa. Till today, I still couldn’t figure out why I turned back to touch the boa and most importantly why did I have the gut to do so.

Thereafter, I was exceedingly scared of snake even looking at the picture. I dare not watch snake movie at all. If snake appears in a movie, I will close my eye till it disappears on the show, sigh …


As I mentioned earlier on, I am not merely scared of snakes, I do scared of snakelike reptiles. Australia has lots of unnamable reptiles and they allow these kind of reptiles creeping in the zoos along with the visitors. I was scrupulously walking on the path whilst visiting Australian zoos. Once, I saw the zookeeper carrying a snakelike and crocodilian reptile in hand and quickly walked aside. Who knew the zookeeper carrying the reptile and showed it to my companions one by one. Gosh, I was so scared she would walk towards me, and she did! Of course, I shrieked and ran away, haha, how amusing! And, all of my companions knew I am terribly scared of snake.

There was a snakes show in the zoo prior to a tigers show. I wished to go for tigers show but refused to go for snakes show. Everybody has gone for snakes show excepted me. I was so upset and lounging in a souvenir shop waiting for the snakes show to be ended. After a while, the driver came and looked for me. He told me all the snakes have gone!! You can now go for the tigers show! It's so touching, the driver purposely came down and told me it's time for tigers show. Heartfelt thanks to Andrew, our driver for EQI tour in Queensland!

Lotsa friends said snakes are beautiful as they are flowerlike animals; snakes are colourful and normally attired in black, brown, green and yellow. Hence, they don’t look scary but look attractive like what’s describing in Wubai’s song:

你是一条婀娜的蛇蜿蜒在银色的月亮闪亮的身躯舞动著舌
夜晚的星空唱著歌

Hey hey, pal. How about you? Do you scared of snakes like me or more impressed by its colourful garment?

Thursday, March 02, 2006

女人与脾气


只有三种女人有资格脾气火爆

天生丽质 / 家财万贯 / 才华横溢

如果以上皆非

请不要随便发脾气

除非那个男人是上辈子欠你的

否则他没必要对你百般容忍!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

健康人生

英雄最怕病来缠,哎,我们这些凡夫俗子又怎么能例外呢?

身体状况一直不好,最近更每况愈下。两年前的腰伤还有一直折腾我的胃病让我下定决心寻找中医治疗,去年初开始了针灸的治疗,好不容易有了丝丝进展,医疗所搬迁了,不知去向。之后整整一年,再也找不到名医。

前几天,经表姐夫的介绍,找到了另一位名医,又开始了针灸的生涯。这一次,针灸加电疗,放的针也比之前多。我静静地躺在床上,身上扎着六支针,同时,还要忍受电疗的抽痛。将近一个半小时的针灸电疗让我不断地思考,这种一般的针灸电疗已经苦不堪言,那么癌症的化疗电疗疗程呢?癌症病人的个中痛苦又岂是我们可以体会的?于是,我告诉自己,待身体恢复后,我一定要好好运动,把病痛抛掉,许自己一个健康的人生!

针灸电疗结束后,宝宝从新加坡打电话来问我在干啥?我回答说刚针灸完毕。她问我针灸不痛吗?干嘛要针灸?痛啊,可是当你被腰痛以及胃痛折磨的时候,你会宁愿选择“享受”针灸电疗的疼痛。

金钱快乐全部都是假的,没有健康,即使有再多金钱,也没有快乐。所以,健康才是真的! 在此奉劝抽烟的少抽烟,喝酒的少喝酒,爱发脾气的少发脾气,不爱做运动的要多做运动~~健康才会属于你!

呀,我怎么写起激励作品来了?