我们公司的电脑出现大问题（hmm emm， 出小问题都是本小姐在处理）时就会找两个电脑佬来了解情况（朋友骂我，你就一定要称呼人家为电脑佬吗？嗯，不然要称呼为电脑靓仔咩？实在叫不出咧，虽然本人在职场上一向喜欢见人讲人话，叫惯了未至不惑之年的男人为“靓仔”，从来不管是肥瘦高矮长相如何，反正不是老男人都有资格称“靓仔” ，但是不知道为什么就叫不出电脑佬为靓仔哩），其中一个是老板，另一个则是老板中学时的同窗好友，他们都恰好和我同年。
老板已婚，打工电脑佬则孤家寡人。老板一心想为好友找个对象，所以当好友正式为他打工时，就立刻派他来我们公司巡察， 窥探有没有适合对象。当时，除了令所有职员讨厌的"会计师"以及那个超级王力宏迷之外，公司已经没有single and available 人选。当然，打工电脑佬最终无功而返。
老板电脑佬精通硬件，打工电脑佬则精通软件。每当他们来我公司检查电脑时，如果我需要应酬学生或家长，我都会叫他们等我得空然后才检查电脑，他们会傻乎乎地问我为什么要等我啊？我会很不客气地回答因为我要学啊，学会了，下次不必叫你们来... ...他们还真讲义气，傻傻地等我忙完才开始检查，并解答我的所有疑问。然后，就拍拍屁股走人，也没跟我们要钱。他们每次来，我都会把堆积的电脑疑问丢给他们，让他们免费一一为我解答。朋友说，你干嘛老爱欺负电脑佬啊？
打工电脑佬虽然学的是工程，但是自修学会了电脑编写程序。由于学生资料众多，我老板希望有个安全可靠的资料库。打工电脑佬接下了这份差事。我老板要的资料稀奇古怪，我向电脑佬解释的时候，还担心他无法明了我们的系统操作，达不到我的要求，殊不知他竟然可以为我们编写一个相当完整的资料库。我后来才知道，原来打工电脑佬当年是循人中学的高材生，曾经领取奖学金到台湾念大学。
我四处向人打听，编写类似的电脑程序大概多少钱？得到的回答是上万吧！我看电脑佬人老实憨厚，试探他要收费多少？他竟然回答我，做了再说...我问他，万一我老板不付钱呢？他说，那就当作学习吧！哎， 这个年代，要是嫁到这种老公可能会饿死。我就偷偷对他说，你不要收费太少... ...
眼看资料库就要成功了，老板电脑佬竟然对我说打工电脑佬离职了。因为他混上了烂仔，不务正业。我抓头想了很久，实在揣摩不到一个憨厚腼腆的男生怎么会突然变坏？
打工电脑佬就这样失去了踪影。我们的资料库也就这样搁浅了。
老板电脑佬呢？他说最近“铺头”门可罗雀，入不敷出，准备黄飞鸿收挡到夜市场卖豆腐花了。
现在呢我们公司陷于没有电脑佬的状态，几乎每一台电脑都奄奄一息了。
你要不要来当我们的电脑佬啊？
* 请续浏览《什么“佬”最传神》 篇
17 comments:
你怎么会叫人家电脑佬？
不管是华语还是广东话都很拗口也。
突然想起Way少应该要很庆幸，因为没有被你归为“佬”组。
哈哈。
在巴杀，看到卖猪肉的，不是亲切地喊他猪肉佬吗？（再不然是猪肉叔）看到保险经纪，不是唤他保险佬吗？那么，为你修电脑的，不是该亲切地唤他电脑佬吗？难道是电脑叔？
你确定way少没有老（佬）吗？他不就是变心佬，噢，不不不，是变态佬，啊，不是，该打，常打错字，是辨心佬才对... ...
放心，你的周先生，不是电脑佬，他是电脑教授，我们很推崇学术派的，呵呵^.^
電腦佬﹐粵語確實拗口﹐中文勉強還可以啦﹐只是有點怪怪。
近期﹐和朋友聚會閑聊都會說自己‘佬了’ (人老了)﹐但心裡其實還蠻排斥被說老的。每逢有人問我還在讀書ARH﹐心裡就暗雙﹐...
嗯﹐待會再繼續﹐HOUSEMATE叫去吃晚餐了﹗
好﹐繼續﹗
暗雙...但是偶爾也會遇到不識抬舉的小弟弟小妹妹﹕那次去飢餓三十﹐組員問我貴庚﹐我叫他們估估看﹐竟然有人說‘30出’﹐我整個人歪掉﹗
我打過一些拉拉雜雜的工﹐包括售貨佬﹑捧菜佬﹐洗碗佬﹑教書佬﹑翻譯佬﹑看店佬和審稿佬 (編輯)﹐哪一個最不‘佬’﹖
修理电脑的就叫修脑佬好了
不过way少也可并列在修脑名单内
变坏三天
都怪你不早点帮他找个对象，那他晚上就有寄托嘛
嘻，电脑佬这三个字只出现在电脑，我从来没正式开口说过“电脑佬”这个词，但是却写得很过瘾
way少，你这个年纪还敢叫人家玩“估估”（呀，这个用广东话念就好，千万不要用福建话发音^.^）要知道，现在的年轻人都不识货，他们的答案往往会让你心脏病爆发
哗，way少果然是佬中之佬，还要给他多一个电脑佬的名字咩？
说真的，说到我们的电脑佬
本公司的上上下下的确曾经很关心他的终身大事，一心想为他找个好对象，王力宏迷说自己不懂中文，无法沟通，而且非王力宏不嫁，至于那个会计师嘛，我们不想害人，所以没有介绍给电脑佬... ...
已经移民到澳洲的女经理问我，这样的男人，ngong ngong kui kui你觉得可以要咩？
嗯，我们都不是好人hor?
‘修脑佬’确实比‘辨心佬’传神一点点，至少不是‘算命佬’就是了。很多人都误以为我们会‘读你’和‘猜心’！
歹势，修脑佬打到电脑佬pula
脑海里就只有电脑佬*.*
修脑佬好象比较适合way少噢
这名字好象比较适合很有文化的职业，嘿嘿
算命佬？哈哈哈
等周先生成为电脑教授，我已经人老珠黄了。
国立大学的教授是要等人够老才能当的。
看了Way少的工作经验，发现自己也打了和他差不多的工：售货、捧茶（真的是茶哦，在茶坊工作嘛……）、教书、编辑、翻译、写稿。
不过我是“嫂”（还是“婆”比较适合？），不是“佬”。
物以類聚嘛﹗我以前也捧過茶﹐肉骨茶﹐幫親戚打工﹔倒是沒靠過寫稿‘騙吃’﹐哈哈﹗
嗯.. 還說市道不好? 這麼大碗的生意, KL 難道沒人要? 看來我得介紹一些電腦佬去你公司接手了? :) 可惜我人不在 KL, 不然可以考慮一下! 但是我怕到時747問太多問題, 那時要算問題計費了.
我對這稱呼沒有異議, 因為要歸類我應該也算, 其實我已經有個比"佬"更傳神更絕的花名, 所以"佬"還算是給面子人家了.
找不到對象就會學壞? 好像有點說不通, 是不是被騙中了仙人局, 然後去借大耳窿, "著草"去了? 747你怎麼沒事先提醒他要帶眼識女仔, 傳授他幾招防狐(不是狼)術?!
Way少, 我想會去那活動的年輕人應該滿"識作"的, 只不過他們參加的是飢餓三十, 一時口快就說三十出, 實在是難怪他們哩 :P
哈哈哈，我的老板孤孤寒寒，他的生意不好做，所以我才没介绍相识的电脑佬来我公司
饥饿三十就说人家三十出头，亏你想得到:P
机长，
刚刚来了没事干，在你这儿逛逛时被这旧贴的主题给吸引了进来看看。。。结果看了以后喝进口里的茶差点就全喷了出来！！！
法官大人，我反对！反对控方律师在毫无根据下把我们这行的难人都叫“佬”（老）了。
“电脑佬”，“电脑佬”。。。拜托啦！难听死啦！我也是干电脑的，“电脑仔”不就比较好听多、可爱多了吗？:-)
什么叫卖猪肉的叫猪肉佬，修电脑的就叫电脑佬。。。什么歪理啦！卖猪肉名叫阿荣叫“猪肉荣”，那修电脑的阿荣不就要叫“电脑荣”？哈哈哈！！！
如果我是帮你修电脑的，我情愿你叫我“电脑阿叔”也不要你叫我“电脑佬”。。。:-P
拜托啦，你是电脑老叔，不是电脑仔
嗯，再不然就是电脑福，嘻嘻
人老了就要认（佬）嘛
嘿嘿，你如果得空，要支持我的旧文献咧，很有看头的泥
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