由于是办理海外留学事宜，我的工作每天都得和洋人联系，所以面对洋人成为我每天必做的事。一般上只是和洋人通过邮件联系，或者紧急的时候顶多打个电话"虚假"一番。只是啊，这些鬼佬洋妞一年总是要出巡几次，来见欲负笈海外留学的学生。行情不好哪有那么多富有人家要送孩子出国啊？所以，洋人抵达我们办公室时，很多时候我们都被逼“坐台”应酬。这些洋人被我统称为“羊儿”，而我，就是牧羊女，因为我必须胜任牧羊的工作。
羊儿种类繁多，有小绵羊、肥羊、老山羊、帅羊、冒牌羊、断背羊...年轻漂亮的是小绵羊；身材魁梧健硕的是肥羊；白发苍苍的是老山羊；英俊小生是帅羊；从海外移民过去的是冒牌羊；至于断背羊，聪明的你不需要我描述也该知道是什么品种吧？
羊儿出巡的高峰期在一月、四月、八月、十一月，但是并不代表平时他们不离开羊栏，不同的品种在不同的时段出巡，一年当中几乎每个月都得牧羊，高峰期时期一天得牧好几十头羊，牧得不耐烦时很想把他们都给烧烤当BBQ来吃掉算了。
一般上，帅羊和冒牌羊最受欢迎，帅羊当然以面貌取胜；至于冒牌羊则因为一般上是亚洲华裔，拥有共同的语言，所以沟通上已经占优势，再加上冒牌羊喜欢作东，所以讨得我们这群牧羊女的欢心。
牧羊，是一项很费神的工作。很多时候在几个小时的牧羊时断中，得绞尽脑汁思考羊儿的口味，烹调出美味佳肴来服侍他们。羊儿笑逐颜开的背后，牧羊女付出的努力不可抹煞。
牧羊，真的很累，所以我极度讨厌牧羊。朋友们总爱在电话或MSN中取笑我，没有去牧羊啊？哎，牧羊女本是很神圣的工作啊!为什么令我感到累赘呢？
（下个星期，男经理和老板相继出国，同事请假，牧羊的重担又落在我身上了... ...好想高唱拒绝牧羊！STRICTLY NO SHEEP!）
16 comments:
有帥美的話，我挨義氣幫妳牧。
幸亏我身边的羊都是别人家的，不必我牧。
我只要把他们讲的羊话译成华语或广东话就行了。;)
自從李安的"斷背山" 推出後, 一直都聽到"斷背情" 啊甚麼的. 你的斷背羊, 還是頭一遭, 哈哈, 蠻新鮮又可愛的.
thecosmos
帅羊很多哪
只不过都太嫩了
恐怕老牛也扛不起
碧绿荷塘
你虽然不必牧羊
可是还是必须懂羊话呢
咩咩咩~~
堡住
我们这些人闲来无事
还想把一头断背羊介绍给另一头断背羊呢
这个更有趣吧？
我原以为你的工作和航空业有关呢。
哈哈，原来写了几篇飞机文章就可以骗到人噢
我的科学尤其物理一团糟
所以不太可能从事和航空有关的行业
:P
现在在丹麦，这里的羊儿说的羊话，我都听不懂。
还是安徒生厉害，他说的羊话，现在已经译成上百种语言了。
哈哈
你出巡到丹麦去了呀？
原来还是最纯的那个品种比较好:P
对，到丹麦和挪威去。
这两个地方一定要在夏天去，否则的话，去了也走不了，太冷了。
我现在回到格拉斯哥了。
又可以天天来你这儿串门子咯。
原来如此
周先生不上课啊？
哈哈
看来最得空的就是我们两个
最爱串门子
他偷偷跑去玩的。
他的导师只要求他能把东西做出来就行了。
有个朋友的导师看得很紧，天天朝九晚五到办公室报到之余，请假回家也得战战兢兢。
想来，周先生真的自由多了！
哗，周先生真是幸福
噢，不，是周先生的女人更幸福
如果周先生不能出游
他的女人就只能孤单出游
哈哈
周先生的女人是聪明的，不会自己孤单出游的。
当然会找人一起出游啦！
^_^
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