故事是这样的：最近翻译工作减少的薄荷小姐，可能是想不开，所以需要一些娱乐，恰好远在祖国的2名格友又来个聚餐会，于是薄荷小姐就要我们写篇什么认亲认戚的文章来开心一下。way少果然是个听话小王子，很快就回应她了。然后way少提出一个建议，就是一人一半，ji lang ji pua, kam cheng beh sua，我只好来接完那一半。
说回龙凤烤鸭宴，已经迁居新山的医生大人上个星期回来都城kursus考试，考试完毕临回新山前正式邀请我去吃说了很久却未成行的烤鸭宴。由于最近色狼风吹得肆虐，尤其是网上色狼逞凶的新闻特别旺盛，三十有二的我虽然不是国色天香，可是，嘛云英未嫁，为了安全起见，就把哎呀表弟给捉来壮胆。正当哎呀表姐弟俩兴致勃勃欲和传说身高一米八的美男子相见的时候，高人美男子却突然有事不能出席烤鸭宴。于是，两个哎呀表姐弟就改在谷中城见面。
两人约在书局见面，一早就抵达的老表姐没想到老表弟在书局里边等，于是傻傻地在外头等了15分钟，才见到了老表弟的庐山真面目。相认时绝对没有血医生想看到的抱头痛哭的粤语残片情节，才聊了两句，那个刹风景的阿福子就驾到。（阿福子的名字其实我早已记不得，最近才从老表弟的部落得知^_^）
我们到了一家越南（是越南餐厅吗？我不太确定）餐厅吃饭，老表弟坐我旁边，阿福子则坐在他对面。阿福子不晓得是不是被我老板下了降头，聚餐中一直询问我的工作情况，结果我就只能一直望着不是很靓仔的他，忽略了靓仔的威王子，现在想来实在有些过意不去。
聊啊聊啊（八卦当然少不了格友们的XXXX），他们看电影的时间就到了。怕死的老表姐要求两个壮男陪伴去截的士，赶时间（还是走路本来就好象闪电？！）的阿福子走得很快，而且常常走到不知所谓的地方要找的士，结果只好劳动老表弟跑去追他，最后终于截到的士安全归家去了。回去了才赫然发觉其实没把老表弟的样貌看清楚！！
老表姐非常感激老表弟和阿福子宴客，虽然无法一起看电影，但是短短的一个多小时聚餐其实相当开心，而且在完全没有冷场的情况下完成，可见三人的功力实在不浅。
故事报告完毕，不知道可满足我们薄荷小姐的好奇欲吗？我只能说，女人没工开实在不行，容易胡思乱想，出了鬼点子，害我在这边胡言乱语为非作歹，罪过罪过！
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747,读来真是开心，很有感染力！好像在现场似的。：）
放心啦，薄荷小姐又开始忙碌了，不会再有什么鬼主意。
真的很谢谢你的分享。
我边看边对着电脑笑，路过的人要打电话找警察了。
（我的书桌兼饭桌是面窗的，而我又住Ground Floor，所以路人甲乙丙丁会看见我在屋里干什么。）
佩仪
的确是很开心的聚会，不过，如果阿福子不要那么口水多过茶，让way少多多发挥会更好:-)
薄荷小姐，你就开心，可不知道那个被我冠上网上色狼的美男子看到后有何反应呢？小女子开始怕怕了，哈！
好精彩的敘述﹗真是感覺如同身處其境 (哈哈﹐什麼話﹖﹗)
你給了我靈感﹐我這下就寫一篇“小楞福”的故事﹐暴他大鍋﹗但話說回來﹐也許小楞福沒有在那兒霹靂扒拉﹐我們可能會冷場也說不定﹐哈哈﹗
way少，什么话？你说的什么话？
呵呵
说得挺有道理，或许没有他，咱们可能会冷场，原来是他掌控了一切:-)
呵呵，原来我还有网上色狼的味道呀 :-)
说起色狼，那天我在芙蓉赴考场，朋友问我知否为何色热门办中文翻译成芙蓉。
原来如果音译，就要成为色狼邦..
哈哈哈，色狼邦？！
喝完麻坡喜酒的搁一天，我还到色狼邦喝喜酒呢
还好你不是来自色狼邦，否则就是名副其实的色狼邦主了，呵呵
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